Late Stage Groceries

you have NO idea what's in store for you

In 2025, it’s hard for anything to really be “gag worthy” and not because we’re knee deep in AI slop, but mostly because a lot of insane products are already in the market. My recent theory is that April Fool’s lost relevancy in the era of brainrot—you think “Breast Milk Mayo” or “sourdough starter martinis” sound crazy?

Not in Elon’s America.