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Craving the Zyn, not the Zen

A few weeks ago, the New York Times reached out to chat about people drinking coffee buckets (yes, you read that right) my response being this isn’t surprising considering I predicted we had entered the era of “cocaine induced opulence” a sharp pendulum swing from the past decade of adaptogenic and mushroom coffees. America w…